I Only Treat Villains “…Some crazy bas**** is standing in front of my house again.” My house is a jewel shop, but someone keeps bringing injured people to my front door. They were so meddlesome that I treated them while swearing at them. Others wished that I would get along well with them. “Didn’t you save the head of an assassination guild last time?” “She’s a woman.” “Oh, what about the vicious loan shark who owns that place worth a billion marks on Second Avenue?” “She’s a woman too.” “What about the person who dropped you off in front of your house and left in a noble’s carriage?” “She’s a young lady as well.” And then the sixth person came. This was the first time a man came, and a handsome one at that. “Take it off.” “What? What? WHAT? Oh … oh, you meant my glasses.” This man was the final villain of the novel, who had a completely different personality during the day and the night. During the day, he was simply an innocent and naïve young man. But at night… “Why? You asked me to take it off. What should I take off this time?”